All blogging/emailing/twittering/asking Google about truffling pigs/playing Pathwords on Facebook, etc., is currently being done only with permission from Alice Vivian aka babywhoonlysleepsifIamtouchingher aka Queen of the castle and my lap.
She is generally either:
A) Sleeping on me. Pro: I am sitting down. Con: See the laptop there? Juuuuuust out of reach.
Or B) Looking at me like this.
And she is so cute and squishy that I let her boss me around.