Setting: Bedroom. Luke and I are watching "Rear Window" and folding an enormous pile of clean laundry.
Me: Gosh, they are so dumb. Why do they have to get involved with this guy they think is a murderer? Especially Grace Kelly, sneaking over there like that.
Luke: Well, that's kind of the point. She is supposed to be super straight laced, bordering on square.
Me: Right, I got that, but...
Luke: And he kind of falls in love with her over the course of the movie because she is really straight laced but also really genuine and...
(said at the exact same moment, in unison)
Luke: blazing hot
(I 100% should have seen it coming.)